Thursday, February 5

overture

come on now
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10 comments:

POCKETMONSTERS said...

I'll post it here in case the person comes back.

I just wanted to put my two cents in.

Once again, Hazel, I can tell that your tormentor has trouble expressing herself verbally. Her sentence structure is awkward, and she relies too heavily on elevated vocabulary to make her points.

The way in which she's arguing is pretty sporadic, and she can't seem to stay on one topic. She also continues to use passive aggression, creating the illusion that she's being the brave intellectual, when really she is leading an anonymous online attack on a fourteen year old.

I don't really give a shit about fashion OR art, so that part of this debate is irrelevant.

The fact is, Hazel is conducting herself in a far more mature manner than "Basil", by not resorting to underhanded tactics like anonymity, unnecessarily bloated diction, and sloppily veiled attacks.

Basically, I have yet to see a worthy adversary critique your blog. As usual, you impress me with your ability to gracefully h snarky andle criticism.

I, as usual, have this peculiar urge to to rip "Basil"'s snarky, vicious teeth out of her smug face.

If you would like to discuss parenting techniques, "Basil", we can definitely talk about what led you to find it acceptable to attack girls who are in the process of finding themselves innocently. Hazel makes no hurtful statements on her blog, and as I have known her since her birth, has an overall selfless, passive nature. My guess is that someone like you, who obviously gets off insulting strangers, are the one who was improperly raised.

I truly apologize for your obvious faults as a human being. Regardless of whether it was Mommy or Daddy who touched you at night, I simply ask that you leave my cousin alone and perhaps attend some sort of anger management therapy.

Basil said...

"I truly apologize for your obvious faults as a human being. Regardless of whether it was Mommy or Daddy who touched you at night, I simply ask that you leave my cousin alone and perhaps attend some sort of anger management therapy."

-I think it's funny in a sardonic way that someone has to resort to tactics such as accusing one's parents of pedophilia to make an insult.

"I, as usual, have this peculiar urge to to rip "Basil"'s snarky, vicious teeth out of her smug face."
-this is perhaps a bit extreme, no? If this is a common feeling, I best suggest you find a psychiatrist to combat these urges.

"The fact is, Hazel is conducting herself in a far more mature manner than "Basil", by not resorting to underhanded tactics like anonymity, unnecessarily bloated diction, and sloppily veiled attacks."
- Let's see... you expressed a desire to rather barbarically "rip" my face out (thanks Hannibal Lecter!) and accused my parent's of pedophilia. That speaks for itself...

"by not resorting to underhanded tactics like anonymity"
-You know my name is Basil! What do you want, my social security number?

POCKETMONSTERS said...

I was praising HAZEL'S calm nature.

I never said anything about MY sanity.

I'm done with you, your grammar alone proves you're not worth it. Get the fuck off this blog.

POCKETMONSTERS said...

ps. sorry haze

Basil said...

You said this:

"I, as usual, have this peculiar urge to to rip "Basil"'s snarky, vicious teeth out of her smug face."

You can't criticize grammar. End of story.

Basil said...

Are you some sort of insane dentist or something? I've never seen something like that outside of the psychiatric wards.

Basil said...

Perhaps this blog writer should learn to speak for herself, and not require someone else to do it.

"she relies too heavily on elevated vocabulary"
-What sort of critique is that? Having a good vocabulary is bad nowadays?

I'm just enamored by this comment, what a flawed case of rhetoric.

RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWR

NARWHALS AINT GIVE NO SHIT

THEY FUCKING NARWHALS MAN THEY FUCKING SWIM AROUND AND SHIT THEY AINT SCARED

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/narwhal-group.jpg

LOOK AT THAT SHIT

IS THAT NOT THE RADDEST THING YOUVE EVER SEEN ALL DAY

Basil said...

I go in peace to live among the wizard unicorns of the sea.

Basil said...

We can all learn something from the noble Narwhal.

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